Kevin's Carrots

takemyhandillteachyoutodance:

So I’m over here, just you know, minding my own business,tweetin’ the fans and what not and I look over and it’s Google search on Rylands iPad and it says ‘Animal Monkey For Sale. Cheap.

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zephyrianboom:

last NY gift for my friend Lonely Heart

This is SO fucking hot, Jesus Christ.

Soft jazz music played over the speakers as Blaine settled into his booth, lighting his last Cuban with a steady match. 

Blaine glanced at the stage and noticed a spotlight and a single mic stand, but the jazz drummer was sitting idly alone. He wondered briefly who was the entertainment tonight when his waiter came up and delivered his scotch.

Blaine drank deeply, loving the deep burn of the alcohol down his esophagus, closing his eyes and willing his whole body to relax. What a long day. And he didn’t want to go home to the wife just yet, because all she does is nag about expenses, and Blaine really didn’t need that right now. He needed quality time with numero uno. 

The tangy cigar settled and satisfied Blaine to his core, the smoke curling in the air in front of him as he became content with his surroundings and warm hum of the liquid in his veins. That was then the background music softened and the lights dimmed all around, except for the one shining on the mic.

Blaine’s breath caught in his throat at the sight of a gorgeous man in a suit, stepping out serenely with a small, alluring smile playing on his lips. The jazz drummer started a seductive beat as piano began to play, and the man opened his mouth, completely flooring Blaine with his perfection.

His voice was high and melodic, but had the texture of velvet as it wrapped around Blaine’s eardrums and quickening his heartbeat. The man had soft chestnut bangs and sharp angled features, it made everything in Blaine’s body ache at the heartbreaking sight.

It was that moment where the man turned his shining eyes in Blaine’s direction, locking eye contact as his soft smile became more pronounced. Blaine stared back openly with admiration, sitting up more erect in his seat as something else became erect as well.

The man stepped out into the crowd, sauntering slowly toward Blaine, he was sure he had forgotten how to breathe. The lyrics flowed around the room and settled with grace as the angelic man leaned close into Blaine, pulling the mic away from his face and whispered hotly, “See me after?”

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LOL. Have you seen this??!!

KT:P

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